* Watering Holes *

The Abbey Road Tavern


Located just west of Dade City and
across from Saint Leo University on State Road 52,
the Abbey Road Tavern provides plenty of liquor,
a smattering of domestic drafts, a utopian perch,
a shitty golf course and delicious cullinary staples
courtesy of the always impressive Chef George.


Kafe Kokopelli


Housed in a converted old auto shop
in the heart of downtown proper,
fine dining, imported drafts and a full bar
help Kafe Kokopelli keep locals and day-trippers alike
drunk, stuffed and happy as a porcine in excrement.


The Osceola Tavern


Historic, three-story establishment
on the outskirts of downtown Dade City
offers a bevy of exotic and imported beers,
live entertainment and oodles of genuine,
tobacco-laden, old-time ambience.